Money Moose

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Recently I heard a story about a job recruiter from a friend, and I must say that the recruiter’s way of trying to get him a job was quite intriguing. I’ve compiled a step-by-step guide so that you too can be as ingenious as him.

1. Either hire someone with a thick Indian accent or learn to speak with one. By thick I mean impossible to hear. You’d have to already have an Indian accent and then perhaps burn your tongue to get the level of thickness required.
2. Get a bad phone with a shaky connection
3. Find someone who wants to get a job through whatever shady methods you choose (Monster.com, perhaps? Something like that)
4. Call a potential worker (from now on referred to as PW)

The conversation will go something like this:
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Sadly, the cars of tomorrow probably won’t speedily hover down streets - they’ll look a little like the three-wheel two passenger seat motorcycle/car hybrid above. A cartocycle, perhaps? Motorcarcle? Mocarcycle? I suppose the naming will be thought up of later. There’s more to these new inventions than just flashy names, though:
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Eating them is not recommended.

With only a stick and the sun, you can tell the exact time with only an error margin of +/- 12 hours.

If you’ve got a blog with an RSS feed and it’s feeling sad, then you might want to give it a hug with rssHugger, a new service that seems to be a web directory for RSS feeds.

Now I don’t usually do internet marketing related articles but I’ve decided that my original plan of spelling out my blog URL in the sky with exhaust fumes from a rental airplane wasn’t going to work out. This website, on the otherhand, promises this:
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Entertain and impress your friends with classic Shakespeare theater productions done by hand. Literally.

As you can most likely tell, MoneyMoose is going through a few changes - namely the layout and theme. Hopefully I’ll fix everything up within an hour or two and decide whether I want to keep it. Any feedback would be greatly appreciated and bear with me while I work my absolute hardest to make MoneyMoose the #1 fake business portal in the world.

Sadly, my Thanksgiving plans were ruined when I realized that:

1. There are few live turkeys in the D.C. area
2. There are few hunting spots in the D.C. area
3. There are few turkey hunting spots in the D.C. area
4. There are few legal turkey hunting spots in the D.C. area
5. Turkeys run surprisingly fast despite their appearance

I suppose I’ll simply have to settle for buying from a store. What about you?

Just think about how much time/toothpaste you’d save. All you have to do is hammer out all of your teeth and super glue in some sharp wooden fragments. Sounds fun, eh?